Ugliest Websites Ever

A page dedicated to the wonderfully twisted world of mind-blowingly crappy web design. We’re talking about pages that work (as in, they actually load and display the content) but are so amazingly horrible to experience that you’ll be longing for the minimalist comfort of a 404 page.

You have been warned. (Click thumbs to see each screenshot in most of its glory)

belladesoto.us
To me, this looks like the activities billboard from hell at a student union from hell at a community college from hell, but only if there was a very highly educated, motivated, and possibly mentally unstable student activist population (from hell).

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lingscars.com
Oh, you’re just seeing the tip of the iceberg. You can hit Page Down about ten times and see more Ling. Links on top of links, bad weird graphics on top of more bad weird graphics…I’d like to say that it’s so bad that it’s good, but it’s not even good enough to be that bad (so to speak).

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yvettesbridalformal.com
I checked and this was made with the “Yahoo Site Builder 2.6″ which is actually a somewhat tasteful little program in the right hands. What really boggles my mind is the fact that every other page on this site (and there are many) are equally ugly in their own distinct little way…though even less about bridal wear, if you can imagine…

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miauk.com
What you don’t get from the screenshot is the seizure-inducing flashing mid-90’s HTML effects. I wanted to be fair and assume that Mia hasn’t been active since then, but it seems that her brush with fame was only a couple of years ago. And honestly, this would be annoying for 1997.

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from dokimos.org
The unendurable rainbow background moves, so you’ll have to visit to get the full effect. But there’s so much else to see while you’re there. Check out the “Second Life Ministries” page, and take heed of wisdom such as “Best viewed with IE, Forget all the other browsers and down with the Web 2.0 net police.”

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I must highly recommend a trip over to webpagesthatsuck.com, where you’ll see most if not all of the sites mentioned here. And they’re helpful enough to tell you exactly WHY these pages are even uglier than they look.